Monday, November 28, 2011

Column (So sorry its late, the holidays really set me back)


            Black Friday, a day filled with great deals but also great stress.
            On November 25th, the doors open for thousands of people waiting to snag the best deals first.
            Black Friday is to sales as Thanksgiving is to turkey.
            Mothers across the nation anxiously await the stroke of midnight to capture the most ideal sale and get items that will soon be sold out.
            The demanding children these days will not have any thing less then their demands.
            In the state of this economy, parents are looking for any way to save a buck anywhere they can.
            If they aren’t trying to save a buck they are trying to optimize on the most stuff while they can because come Saturday, the hot commodities will be gone.
            Children are present with their parents and are subject to angry and selfish shoppers.
            This is not a place for children to play but instead are used as fast and sneaky grabbers.
            The employees in the mall dread every minute closer to midnight because nothing before this moment has prepared them for shoppers this year.
            This year is projected to gain the most revenue than all previous years, which in turn means that there will be the most ruthless shoppers in full force.

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